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PostSubject: Stupidity at its finest   Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:42 am

The pool can be a dangerous place: Kids can get sunburned or slip on the wet deck. But can the pool get you pregnant?


Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit. Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html
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PostSubject: Re: Stupidity at its finest   Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:03 am

I don't even know where to freaking start. The Pool owners need to take better care of there users. LOL HAHA!
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PostSubject: Re: Stupidity at its finest   Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:49 am

who the fuck jerks off in an egyptian pool? well, could be egyptian or not, jerking off in a poll is messed up xD

this is so stupid ... i dont even know what i think about her getting pregnant ..
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PostSubject: Re: Stupidity at its finest   Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:00 am

^ Thats What I was trying to say. Thank you lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Stupidity at its finest   Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:51 am

Ahahah. I read this news a few days ago and I honestly didn't even know what to think. It's seriously messed up. You can't get pregnant in a pool ;S
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PostSubject: Re: Stupidity at its finest   Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:51 pm

Lmao.. wtf? The Mum probably just thinks her daughter is too innocent to have sex or w/e. Anyway, that's ridiculous.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupidity at its finest   Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:36 pm

Tiff wrote:
The Mum probably just thinks her daughter is too innocent to have sex or w/e.
I hope she does if her daughter is only 13.

But you know what I think the court should do is test the validity of these claims. Have men jack-off into a pool and bring in teenage girls to swim in there to see if any of them get pregnant.
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