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PostSubject: Woman bites lover''s penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 4:54 pm

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A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

LMAOOOO.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 4:57 pm

LMAO....that's what you get for cheating...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 5:07 pm

Wow. Just wow. I'm not sure the guy deserved punishment quite that extreme, but I do have to admit I laughed a little when I read this.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 5:15 pm

This is absolutely vile. I can't even imagine how much that hurt. Jeez.

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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 5:38 pm

My penis hurts and I didn't even read the article. I refuse to.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 5:43 pm

LMFAO! Poor guy.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 6:22 pm

What a nice fellow that private investigator was.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 7:19 pm

It took me 6 times to finish that cuz I was laughing so much.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 7:50 pm

I couldn't help laughing, part of me doesn't even believe this. Really sucks for him...
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Fri May 22, 2009 9:52 pm

Lulz, Zombie Style Oral Sex.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sat May 23, 2009 7:50 am

Ouch.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sat May 23, 2009 8:13 am

Penis still hurts.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sat May 23, 2009 11:48 am

Sucks to be him.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sat May 23, 2009 11:52 am

Karma?

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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sat May 23, 2009 12:14 pm

Bek wrote:
LMAO....that's what you get for cheating...lol

lol, your cock bit off? bit harsh punishment for cheating Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sat May 23, 2009 12:22 pm

Umm, ouch. Neutral

And the woman was screaming? God knows what the man was doing..
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sat May 23, 2009 12:32 pm

Sounds kinky
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sun May 24, 2009 12:18 am

^^You want in don't you C-Mak Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Sun May 24, 2009 1:00 pm

babaganoosh wrote:
^^You want in don't you C-Mak Very Happy

if i ever had C-Makaveli jr cut off , id end up blowing my own head off.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash   Wed May 27, 2009 10:52 am

Kelevra wrote:
Bek wrote:
LMAO....that's what you get for cheating...lol

lol, your cock bit off? bit harsh punishment for cheating Razz

Well, had he not been cheating, it wouldn't have happened.
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