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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Fri May 01, 2009 10:40 pm

I personally loved it. Razz

Best speech everz.
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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 11:52 am

Andy and Bolton are standing toe to toe. They are staring each other down. Then a beat starts to play and Andy starts nodding his head up and down.

Andy
It's the motha fucken S-O-L
here to make you LOL
want to see the real me?
check for a new RP
I drop them weekly
and every month you can watch me kick some ass
and yo, I'll go so fucken fast it'll make your head spin
and I'll take a pin and stab you in the ear
so you can't hear and you start to bleed
and you'll have no lead to see where I'm going
and I'll take any ho in smack her across the face
I'm crazier then you, with your with his down syndrome
I'll fuck you up until you say no more
don't care if you're some whore
throw you through a glass door
and when you scream out in pain
and while the blood leaves a stain
and you lay there slain by me
you'll remember to stay down
before I beat your ass all over town
and get a reputation as a clown
you'll never match my skill
you'll be my first and last kill!


Bolton just stands there as the beat ends and the crowd cheers for Andy. Before the beat can even play for him, Bolton walks off the stage and the crowd goes wild. Inah comes on the stage and Andy gives her a hug. Then Inah takes the mic and begins to speak.

Inah
Me and Andy are going to be together at the CGS Prom. Together we will definetely become the King and Queen for the simple reason that I, Inah am absolutely the most awesome female on CGS ever. Andy here is by far the most...


Inah hands the mic to Andy.

Andy
G. None of y'all stand a chance against me. The other couples going to the CGS prom just aren't as on fire as us, they aint as determined and we are over all the best.


Inah
This is true, so no one will be able to stand a chance against us for King and Queen. Because Andy is the King of Rapping and I'm already the Queen of CGS.


Andy puts his arm over Inah and the two of them walk off the stage.

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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 11:55 am

*stands up and applauds THE SOL*

I love you Very Happy.
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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 12:30 pm

Well that was an applaudable effort.
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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 1:56 pm

Alex walks up onto the stage and takes a mic from off a speaker. He swaggers towards SOL with a snarl on his face and raises the mic as a beat kicks in.

Alex
Now I ain't standing up for Bolton, this my own beef
You stole that thug image, you a 'Pac style thief
SOL, shut the fuck up, your claims are nothing but lies
Listen as I own you, muffle them cries
You talkiní total BS, how you lived in strife
Reality: you took some X pills, created your life
If you were such a badass youíd put the mic down
You should be out stabbiní these haters right now
Did you really think Iíd sit back and let this happen?
Let you run your fuckin' mouth about your rapping
Think again motherfucker, Iíll attack without warning
The age of SOL is over, this a new dawning
Alex rockiní this joint, and I donít need a fake name
Or a fake personality to get myself fame
Ain't no denying it, I'm too damn good
Too damn hood, you know any girl would
'Cuz they want whoever's got the biggest nuts
and guess wut? He is I, and I is he
Nameís Alex and I ainít no fuckiní wannabe
I just spit venom at wankstas and you in my sights
Your lines are clichťd, and your flow totally bites
Even with the Sourceís help, youíd get two mics max
You talk like a hustla, but it ainít facts
Itís all false; your rhymes are like reading fiction
Youíre green with envy as my diamonds glistening
I hear you jockiní me, Ďcuz I got a Mercedes
And you know about my lady, man it drives you crazy
When you hear me killing careers like I am right now
Get outta here and donít bother with a bow
ĎCuz your rhymes suck more dick than an NY hooker
And Inah leave his ass, girl you a looker
You could get much better than this wannabe thug
You think youíre the shit, I got a different perspective
Shut the fuck up before your head gets disconnected
I said it; I meant it, thatís how I treat enemies
Cap punishment on the mic, this the death penalty
Oh now you pissed off SOL, Ďcuz I dissed you?
When you claim you the best, you gonna get issues
And I just brought the heat that you canít handle
Youíll be dryiní your eyes as I place awards on my mantle
If thereís anything up there boy, then use your brain
ĎCuz your rhymes are wack man, step up your game
Iím Mister Make-It-Rain; throw YOU through a window pane
If you gonna claim to be a balla, better back it up
Alex in the building, SOL just pack it up
You canít beat me bitch, Iím the best rapper assume it
When Fif hears this, heíll offer me a place in G-Unit
And then what? Me and Ella gonna win this prom
CGSí best rapper and a chick thatís the bomb
Yeah, she smokiní and all of yíall cats are jealous
But donít even the balls to come and fuckiní tell us
Thatís why youíll always be bitches, on a lower level
Iím the hottest MC here, this more burn than the devil
If you say otherwise, itís that alcohol talkiní
Disrespect me or my girl and you better start walkiní
Or better yet motherfuckers, run for your lives
Iíll hunt you all down and smack up ya wives
If you even have any, I reckon you all just fuckiní losers
Scared to speak your mind, fuckiní coke abusers
SOL, you ainít Asher Roth, and you ainít Em either
Claiming youíre the best, well I donít believe ya
ĎCuz look whatís happening here, Iím kicking your ass
Iím the examiner bitch, and no way did you pass
You better lose them fake G lyrics and get back to class
I have no respect for you SOL, and I never will
You walk around delusional, poppiní them pills
Thatís my theory to why you think you a G
You lustin' for Ella, and you want to be me
Emís your fuckiní God, youíre nothin' but a Stan
When Iím done, watch Inah leave your ass for a real man
ĎCuz youíre still a kid SOL, never gonna grow up
Never gonna make money, never gonna blow up
Iím exposing you SOL, and your face going red
You embarrassed as now your career is dead
You gonna drop to your knees with both hands gripped
Mumbling for mercy on some save me lord shit


Alex smirks and lowers his mic.


OOC: Nothing personal, I just felt like a battle. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 2:03 pm

I'd like to point out that Alex spent a lot of time working on that and I just freestyled mine and tried to remember what I said. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 2:05 pm

OOC: Ehh. It didn't take that long, I was watching TV at the same time though which dragged the duration out. Quit making excuses. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 2:08 pm

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OOC: Ehh. It didn't take that long, I was watching TV at the same time though which dragged the duration out. Quit making excuses. Razz

Get a mic and we'll see who can actually spit to a beat. Razz

Also pointing out a lot of his lines are stolen from Eminem and other people. Basically the good ones are not his. Razz

Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 2:20 pm

I hear your rhymes,
it's like you gotta prove something,
people know who I be,
don't need to prove one thing,

I dazzle girls,
Don't need to say much,
just speak to my girl,
ask her how much she wants my touch.

I walk around with my head held high,
looking up to the sky,
what should I be scared of?
What do I need when I have her love?

You're all insecure,
that's the way the world is,
what are you gonna do about it?
Forget yourself, save some kids.

This is the real shit,
not the shit you talk,
you want to be real hard,
first learn to walk.

I'll teach you the basics,
be your guide,
open up your fucking ears,
don't run and hide.

You are a coward,
don't gotta be that way,
keep doing what you're doing,
that's how you'll stay.

Work yourself out,
I know I will,
I'm the coolest kid,
still.

As for this Prom thing,
I'll get results,
I get my girl in bed,
while you exchange common insults.

What are you doing?
Trying to feed your ego?
Your ego deserves to be fed the right stuff,
this you should know.

The good stuff is love,
the great stuff is sex,
keep rapping out your ass,
you get no respect.

I've said enough,
it's time to finish,
think about your head,
time to forget image.
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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Mon May 04, 2009 8:19 pm

I am not involved in this prom, but I have to say I am seriously enjoying the raps posted lately. I don't care if MF stole every one of his lines - this is the funniest thing I've read in a while. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Tue May 05, 2009 8:10 am

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I am not involved in this prom, but I have to say I am seriously enjoying the raps posted lately. I don't care if MF stole every one of his lines - this is the funniest thing I've read in a while. Razz

Thanks LMFL, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to write. That rap wasn't stolen, it's my own work although I changed a few words in 4 lines of it (so they weren't complete copies) which I got from Eminem's song 'The Sauce' and 'Jockin Jay-Z' by Jay, of course.

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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Tue May 05, 2009 1:41 pm

StuffOfLegends wrote:
Also pointing out a lot of his lines are stolen from Eminem and other people. Basically the good ones are not his. Razz

Very Happy

Evil or Very Mad

What!? Lies and slander. I didn't see you'd edited your post. Oh SOL, you're just jealous. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Sat May 09, 2009 10:30 am

I'd still like to hear things from people. Nobody HAS to do anything, it's just unlikely that you'll get any votes!
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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:03 pm

OK this is gone on wayyyyyyy to long. I declare myself and Ashley win.
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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:38 pm

This will be included in the half-year awards so everyone can vote for the king and queen there.

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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:03 pm

I think Baba and I need to win just cuz we're awesome. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: CGS Prom Night: Sexy Time   Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:54 am

Because I don't have the time to write up anything half useful Razz
You should vote for STL and I because, apparently, we're the rednecks Razz and you don't want to deal with pissed off rednecks Very Happy
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