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PostSubject: Excerpts From Obama's 25 Random Facts on Facebook   Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:28 pm

My dad made these up while he was at work. He used to be a comedian anyway...

"Excerpts From Obama's 25 Random Facts on Facebook"

I GAVE MICHELLE A CHOICE OF EITHER BEING FIRST LADY OR FELLATIO CZAR!

I ONCE LOST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO HENRY WINKLER IN ELABORATE FONZIE SCHEME!

I LIKE ELLEN BETTER THAN OPRAH!

I WAS BORN A POOR WHITE CHILD!

IF YOU STAND CLOSE ENOUGH TO MY EARS YOU CAN HEAR THE OCEAN!

BOXERS!

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH ALREADY ABOUT THE OLD DUDE WHO LANDED A PLANE IN THE RIVER!

I SLEEP 18 HOURS A DAY!

I SEW ALL OF MY OWN CLOTHES BY HAND!

LIFE WAS ROUGH BEING A KID WITH THE INITIALS B.O.!

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PostSubject: Re: Excerpts From Obama's 25 Random Facts on Facebook   Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:20 am

"LIFE WAS ROUGH BEING A KID WITH THE INITIALS B.O.!"

Lmao.. I never actually noticed his initials.
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PostSubject: Re: Excerpts From Obama's 25 Random Facts on Facebook   Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:20 am

IF YOU STAND CLOSE ENOUGH TO MY EARS YOU CAN HEAR THE OCEAN!

and

LIFE WAS ROUGH BEING A KID WITH THE INITIALS B.O.!

kick ass.
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