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PostSubject: Men..   Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:55 pm

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
:Close the door.


When do you care for a man's company?
:When he owns it.


How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
:Three, if you slice them very thinly.


Why do men get married?
:So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.


What are a woman's four favorite animals?
:A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.


How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
:Put the remote control between his toes.


Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
:So men can remember them.


What did God say after creating man?
:I must be able to do better than that.


What did God say after she made Eve?
:"Practice makes perfect."


What's the difference between men and government
bonds?
:Bonds mature.


What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
:They're married.


Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
:So they can find their way back to the house.


Why are married women heavier than single women?
:Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed
and go to the fridge.


What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his
brainpower?
:A widower.


Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
:God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."


Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
:He wouldn't ask for directions.
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PostSubject: Re: Men..   Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:47 pm

I laughed out loud at quiet a few of these. Cute jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: Men..   Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:27 pm

The Moses one's the best for me. And so true...
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PostSubject: Re: Men..   Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:42 pm

Well, some of those are funny but, few describe me. So going by this I'm what a girl? No, most of these jokes come from sterotypes or maybe the majority of the male population. I think the only one that fits me is the moses one because I at times can be stubburn. Maybe the first two describe me aswell.
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PostSubject: Re: Men..   Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:15 am

The first two can't be for you cos then it does not make sense.
But though i'm a guy i have to agree with some of these Very Happy

It was pretty funny thanks Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Men..   Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:23 am

Lmao, those are good Laughing
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